You spend your summers in the weight room, dominating the gym over all the juice pigs and football players who look at you like you’re a freak of nature. The thing is, you’re stacked, but you’re not huge - you’re just a lean, strong hockey boy who knows how to work out properly - you don’t work out for the girls, you work out to dominate during the season. Besides, for hockey boys the girls just come with the looks...