"The Good Ol' Hockey Boy"
"He shoots and scores! The glory’s yours, /
The celebration’s on tonight; /
You felt some luck and sauced the puck, /
And your teammate lit the light. /
The fans, distraught, head for the lot, /
But your teammates play it straight; /
Some fan laughs, 'You call that a pass? /
We’re still losing by seven or eight!' /
Oh! The Good Ol’ Hockey Boy, /
It’s a tee shirt you’d enjoy; /
And a tee shirt you’d enjoy /
Is the Good Ol’ Hockey Boy!"