Every city, every junior team and every hockey arena has that one super-fan who is simply obnoxious. You know this guy—he’s the fan who sits right behind the visiting team’s goal and thinks he’s under employ by the home team to be the referee. He laughs at his own jokes and thinks the rest of the fans in attendance paid full price to witness his antics. The joke is on you, buddy—the guys in stripes are paid to do their job and that’s all there is to it.
If you feel like you could one-up this annoying super-fan, then Sauce Hockey’s Goal Judge Hat is for you. Point to the home team’s goal, point to center ice, point to your hat and take in the raucous cheers of a sold-out crowd.