Every beer league room has at least one. Typically the guy who just moved into town. He played D1 in New York, he used to tour with Bon Jovi in the 80's tuning Jon's guitars, he moved here for a new job with a fortune 500 company. This guy is so full of it, it's seeping out of his ears. He still has his same gear since bantams and he is your classic $30,000 millionaire. The guys save his number in their phones as War Stories.